When you loose your will to live you grow a crazy looking beard. when you have a crazy looking beard you look like a crazy homeless guy. When you look like a crazy homeless guy your best friend is a grizzly bear. When your best friend is a grizzly bear you wind up smelling like salmon poop. Don’t wind up smelling like salmon poop, Get Direct TV and don’t loose your will to live.
Obviously being hairy, grumpy, a rage-aholic, and being “dreamy” (my wife’s words not mine) can only be pulled off by Hugh Jackman
Wolverine claws Vs Samurai sword: Claws win.
Wolverine claws Vs Large Adamantium robot: Tie (sort of)
Japanese girl + Katana + Bullet train = awesome
There is a 2 mutant minimum per movie
What the H? Wolverine survived the H bomb in 1944 Nagasaki Japan and he didn’t even say what the H?
Wil Wheaton is NOT a mutant
Wil Wheaton is NOT human
Wil Wheaton is NOT in this movie
$4.00 is too much to pay for chocolate covered raisins
Every time I go to the theater and the staff is tuxedo garb I always feel under dressed
Mumblings From Beyond 
Your wife is correct.
A little piece of worthless advice: Bring one of those tuxedo shirts and you’ll never be under dressed again!