When I was younger a local lady in the neighborhood told me she had a baby in her belly. I went around telling people she ate her baby.
When Marcia Brady was hit in the face with a football I was indeed rooting for the football
I did not actually switch to Tide Coldwater like I told the lady in the elevator I did the other day
The entry: “Warrior Ninja Master Of Disguise” on my Linkedin profile is not true. I only added it to impress my Karate master.
I did so yeah huh win the go-fish, scrabble, Star Trek hide and seek tournament held at Tommy Franklin’s house back in 77. Yeah huh times infinity
Purple is NOT my favorite color, blue is, and I am glad I finally got that off my chest
At night I am working on a laser beam that tuns lady bugs into not-so-lady bugs who are strangely attracted to light bulbs painted red