Party Pooper

I just saw a commercial where TV parents celebrated their TV daughter’s first flush. “Under the sea” was playing so I can only assume there is a not so hidden subliminal message about what exactly may have swirling round and round in the toilet bowl before hopefully going down. I find it awfully funny (strange..not haha) that networks can elude to pooping but thankfully insists the contents in bowl be blurred out. Personally I would also like to thank them for not even mentioning the subject but since everybody poops and everybody (and I do mean everybody) wants to squeeze the Charmin that may explain the fascination with the subject matter.

Let’s talk about your Bum or lets promote what is really a baby wipe disguising itself as a wet posterior wipe to make sure the poop has been completely eliminated from well.. your posterior. Seems more like a case of a toilet tissue company developing a extra product and step to cleaning yourself off than really necessary. Somebody (or some money) has to keep those investors happy and since they also poop might as well do it in style with the extra generated revenue.

Question: when the President Poops does “hail to the chief” play while the poop is going down the toilet? And is it customary to salute while it does so?

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